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A Carolina Midlands Thanksgiving
And the Earth Shall Provide: A Carolina Midlands Thanksgiving Epicurus’ Porch By William A. Balk, Jr. “Despite occasional diversions into the realm of experimentation (nb: deep-frying 15-pound turkeys in hot oil is a…
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Fruit of the Trees of Knowledge, Good & Evil
“I cannot think of a more-utilized product grown on the farm than the pecans. I am absolutely crazy for them; I use them in almost everything. I put them in breads; on salads;…
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War & Peace
“My mother was 21 years old when she was released from her flight training. She had, painfully, already learned of war’s costs.” William A. Balk, Jr Epicurus’ Porch By William A. Balk, Jr.…
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Online Porn & The Particular Gardener
“I thought it would be a relief once the Nigerian princes stopped sending me requests to hold their millions for them. Now, however, I daily receive offers of ‘Free Access to Local Sluts’…
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Imbibing Spirits
Lacking a still, my grandfather instead developed friendships with gentlemen of far greater expertise, gentlemen whose places of work required of visitors long drives down dark dirt roads in the dank swamps of…
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Garden of Earthly Delights & More
“Gardeners often describe our joy at watching the many forms of wildlife which visit any given garden. Birds in particular bring color, movement, and pleasure to the gardener’s experience. I’ve only recently succumbed…