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Tomorrow Never Works (or, The Glass is Half-Broken)
“I’ve never hated Abby more than I did in that moment.” Cusper Lynn The Occidental Ape By Cusper Lynn Note: This is the final chapter in Cusper Lynn’s serialized novel; the entire work…
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They’ll Come To Watch You Burn (or, The Last Day Of The Rest Of Your Life)
“What’s a little more humiliation in this lifetime?” Cusper Lynn The Occidental Ape By Cusper Lynn Note: There is one more chapter yet to post in Cusper Lynn’s serialized novel, after which the…
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Author, Lawyer, MC, Loan Shark (or One-Stop Shopping)
“The motels along 41 were once stolid, middle-class motor inns where Northern families would pass a week’s vacation in a state of mutual loathing and general disappointment.” Cusper Lynn The Occidental Ape By…
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Life’s Roller Derby; or The Hits Keep A ’Comin’
“I once again felt the pain in my chest. My shoulder blades twisted backwards, and an electric bolt coursed the length of both my arms. I quietly cursed the Oracle Delfina as I…
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And Things Get Worse; or Matt Tomlinson On Ice
“But as I know you will not heed this advice I hope it will comfort you to know that people rarely die when they would find it convenient to do so.” Cusper Lynn…
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The Lesser Vessel; or To Urn Trust
“At the marina, near Saint Armand’s Circle, where the International Club gathers monthly to elect cities to bless with ‘sister’ status and then immediately imposes upon these newfound siblings by becoming unexpected house…
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Checking into the Local B&E; or Malthus & Marx at Play
“Violated, outraged, vulnerable, angry, betrayed, anxious, apprehensive, and even vengeful are normal emotional reactions to being robbed. Given who I’ve been working for over the last few years, I have most of those…
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Leopold, the Unfriendly Ghost; or Abby Dearest
“My contemplation of the day’s many victories was interrupted by the door to my office bursting open to reveal a 27-year-old sneer. The sneer, which was appropriately situated on the face of a…
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Part of The Problem, or, Love In The Time of Lawyers
“Standing in the parking lot of the big box store off of Route 41, I realized that it was official. I was now part of the problem. Commando in gray gym shorts, wearing…
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Two Chimps & A Gun (or, Mad Abby’s Video Fun Time)
“This was, after all, my fault. If you leave two chimps alone with a gun and the safety off, there is a predictable outcome.” Cusper Lynn The Occidental Ape By Cusper Lynn SARASOTA…