Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “I never should have taken those kids across that thoroughfare without their mother’s explicit permission, even if the kids did look like orphans and it was their…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Before the light comes on, you must chop a lot of wood./Then the need for further chopping will be understood.”—The Wordspinner “If at first you don’t succeed,…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Our son was reminded of the time he and his high school teammates had taken the team bus to play an away game. When the baseballers returned,…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Weavers had to know that three inches of yarn made a palm’s worth; three palms made a span; five spans made an ell; ninety-six ells made a…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Perhaps because I married a woman almost a foot shorter than I, I’ve never taken much pride in being tall, any more than I pride myself on…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “My old English teacher was not pulling anyone’s leg about the salad recipe; it’s in Virgil’s poem ‘Moretum.’ OK, maybe it wasn’t a Caesar salad, but the…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “The future of genetic engineering promises cartilage which can be injected into aching joints, the return of the wooly mammoth (but not T. Rex), Christmas trees that…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “In 2013, the visual absurd seems to be losing its impact since its origins in Europe during World War II. Perhaps the best known work by the…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “I don’t believe it ever occurred to my maternal grandparents to take a vacation, and the paternal set never took a holiday until their five children were…

Skip the B.S.  By Skip Eisiminger “We garble, gloss, and paper over; fudge, embroider, and deodorize; cook the numbers and juggle the books; salt a mine and speak with a forked tongue. We…