Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “The older my ‘Presbyterian’ eyes get, the more I realize that the world, including my reflection in the mirror, looks a lot better when I take my…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Personally, I favor the example set by Charles Darwin who as a boy collected specimens of the Coleopteran order. Once, with a beetle in each hand and…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “The realm of student errors is a kaleidoscopic thicket where Mother Teresa achieves ‘St. Hood,’ bankers seek the ‘Notary Republic,’ Jesus is interrogated by ‘Poncho Pilate,’ and…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “One anonymous prisoner, who’d come to grips with spending the rest of his life behind bars, told his interviewer, ‘Well, at least in here you always have…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Every time I take a walk or bike ride, I am thankful for the ‘body of God’ and man’s warm crease in it, but I gave up…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Though gamblers will deny it, many are careless people. In 2007, when the Sands Casino in Atlantic City removed all the machines prior to demolishing the place,…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “. . . if you’ve ever learned ‘Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,’ you will doubtless recall that he ‘jumped over a candlestick.’ And if you ever…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “After some less than successful surgery a while back, I was frankly in a Biercian funk . . . . My naturally sunny self had been deposited…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “It has reached the point where one cannot follow a septic tank ‘stool bus’ without finding an execrable pun. One poker-challenged, toilet-wise trucker boasted that ‘a flush…

Skip the B.S. By Skip Eisiminger “Thanks to federal, state, and local government oversight, we no longer have to worry about minced rats in our sausage or lead in our gasoline. Paint is…