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The ‘Rakija’ Purchase

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“We sat down, and before anything else appeared, the waiter returned with a small clear glass bottle containing his rakija, nearly a fourth of a liter of it, and it was 10 a.m.!  Smooth, no bite, and the delightful aftertaste of raspberry, but just as subtle as the drink was smooth. When homemade spirits are done right, nothing store-bought, even for hundreds of dollars, can compare.”—Alexander Billinis

Roaming East Roman

By Alexander Billinis

Central park in Vrnjacka Banja, Serbia. (Photo by Roland Sore)
Central park in Vrnjacka Banja, Serbia. (Photo by Roland Sore)

Alexander Billinis

CHICAGO Illinois—(Weekly Hubris)—3/7/2016—It took a day-long bus ride through Serbia to get there, an experience I hope to forget, though arriving at my destination was well worth the ordeal. Vrnjačka Banja is a Serbian spa located in a verdant mountain valley. Its waters, deriving from various springs promising multiple cures, have healed bodies and spirits since Roman times. My wife, while a student at Belgrade University’s Faculty of Architecture, had spent a summer here restoring villas from a more elegant, bygone era, when the spa hosted cure seekers from all over Europe.  Such beautiful places are typical of Serbia: obscure, yet significant.

The springs promise cures for a wide range of ailments, and the main spa, located in the Hotel Merkur, houses many pools and treatment rooms staffed by expert masseuses, often enough bearing the angelic countenances of saints in Byzantine icons.  When I mentioned this to one masseuse, she smiled widely and said, “Well, we are Byzantines!”  Music to the ears of this Roaming East Roman!

While the spa, the quality of the waters, and the personnel were world class, the promotion and presentation were not. This was Serbia, and Serbian tourism is long on hospitality and short, very short, on infrastructure and promotion. Most tourist boards are in the hands of party hacks, but I digress. However, this is why Serbia, dense with history, will continue to be a land of the significant and the obscure.

The Hotel Merkur.
The Hotel Merkur.

My wife and children, who had driven up before me, joined me at the Merkur. Our hotel, was built in the Yugoslav era, probably in late 1970s, and was an impressive steel, concrete, and glass structure typical of the decade but with a bit of that “declarativeness” I often find in late Yugoslav-era architecture. Like many of the better establishments, this one had been reserved for members of the Yugoslav Army, a state within a state, the fourth largest army in Europe. Officers had many perks, among them free vacations at excellent and well-stocked resorts in the mountains, the spa territories, and, of course, on the beautiful Adriatic coastline.

Entering the dining area, you could still make out the ex-military types, mostly pensioners in their late 60s and 70s: white-haired or bald, still maintaining the strut and stiffness of military types, with their clothes immaculately ironed, even if well-worn.  Their pensions generally were considerably better than average and, often enough, supplemented the incomes of children or grandchildren, some of whom were with them at the hotel, becoming playmates to my children.

As we sought our assigned table, I caught the attention of the waiter who saw me scanning the room and gently tapped my elbow. “You, Sir,” he said, “look like a fellow who enjoys his rakija!” 

My sheepish smile betrayed me, both as a consumer and as a foreigner. Did this fellow recalculate his price, his marketing strategy, after my “tell”?  My wife grinned, slightly rolling her eyes, as I started to search for the Serbian words to respond, “Pa . . .  [the Serbian equivalent of “well” or “ummm”]  . . .  da [the near-universal Slavic affirmative].”  The waiter took over, motioning us to an empty table: “I will bring a small vessel of it, as a gift to you. It is made from malina, grown in these parts.”

Malina—raspberries! Is there anything better than Serbian raspberries? Serbia is a world leader in raspberries; they grow everywhere, including our backyard. A common morning activity would be for my daughter to saunter out to the garden, pick organic raspberries, and eat them while she talked up a storm. But while I had heard of any number of fruits being distilled for rakija, usually larger ones like plums or apples, I had never heard of malina used for this purpose. I just imagined the tons of raspberries needed, or was it just an essence of raspberry, and a lot of sugar? In Serbia, as in Greece, caveat emptor is a way of life. My wife still inspects anything she buys for mistakes, anywhere she is; it’s a smart habit.

Serbian ‘rakija,’ raspberries with a kick
Serbian ‘rakija,’ raspberries with a kick.

We sat down, and before anything else appeared, the waiter returned with a small clear glass bottle containing his rakija, nearly a fourth of a liter of it, and it was 10 a.m.!  Smooth, no bite, and the delightful aftertaste of raspberry, but just as subtle as the drink was smooth. When homemade spirits are done right, nothing store-bought, even for hundreds of dollars, can compare. Looking up at the waiter, I smiled, “Dogovoreno [it’s agreed].”  Four liters, 40 euros.

While the hotel may have turned a bit of a blind eye on a poorly paid employee trying to make some extra money, obviously the where and when had to be decided. “Off campus,” I said, to borrow a term we used and abused in high school. I did not have euros on me, and had no wish to exchange Serbian dinars for euros in a tourist area, as I knew the rate would be usurious, so the waiter agreed to a slightly jacked-up price in dinars. Next day, I met him at his car, just a block from the hotel, with a small coffee cup—to try the hooch before buying. It was the real thing, and the waiter, who was probably five or six years older than I, and my height, but far stockier, had the look of a man bred to resourcefulness. A crap job, crap government, and crap history weighed on him, but had honed his senses. Such people do very well in societies with better institutions and gentler histories, if they can make a mentality transition as well as a physical one. We shook hands, he got into his weathered Zastava (known here in America as a Yugo), and took off.

A few days later, we drove home, carrying a four-liter balon (balloon, a term for a large plastic water jug) carefully cradled in the trunk. Back in Sombor, the city in northern Serbia where we lived, I was anxious to share my find with friends and family, many of whom were more than generous sharing their booze with me. First, though, I had to decant the spirit from the degrading plastic balon. I got out some smaller plastic bottles, as well as elegant glass bottles I’d “liberated” from my job at ABN AMRO Bank in Greece, slender vessels with a wire flip top, which had hosted countless types of my homemade wine and spirits. 

Having decanted, it was time to share. There was Cika (Uncle) Kasimir, my next door neighbor, a retired engineer with stories of projects all over Yugoslavia and the Middle East, whose rakija distillery often puffed with smoke, a telltale sign for me to come over and help him drink—I mean, work. Having lived at least three decades longer than I, and much of it in rakija-friendly territories, he pronounced my find excellent, though he opined that the distiller may have been overly generous in adding plain sugar to the still, something he rarely did, himself.

A private ‘rakija’ still in Serbia.
A private ‘rakija’ still in Serbia.

I took a larger bottle over to one of my favorite drinking buddies, my mother-in-law. A geropotiri (“strong glass”) as we say in Greek, she is an aficionado of various Serbian and Hungarian rakijas, as well as a cook who could make a tasty soup out of a shoe, but what she could make from items grown or raised in her kitchen garden was always out of this world. Her reaction, too, was fully affirmative, if her seasoned senses detected an overly generous helping of sugar as well. Never mind, the liters did not last particularly long, but the memory, nearly four years old now, remains, particularly on a February day when the sky is grey and the Windy City howls beneath fierce northern winds. 

Around the same time as our trip to the spa, as I often did, I went to Greece from our Serbian home, and ended up drinking late into the afternoon with Thracians in Xanthi.  As I scanned my tastebuds’ long, variegated memory for the finest rakija, though the list of candidates was long, the verdict took little time: the malina rakija bought from the waiter in Vrnjačka Banja.

Obsessed with traces of lost empires (especially the Byzantine and the Hapsburg), Alexander Billinis self-identifies as an American-Generation-X-Liberal, but with a European’s faith in social democracy. An international banker who's spent much of his career in the Europe of the Financial Crisis, Billinis has most recently lived in Chicago and in Sombor, Serbia, in the multi-ethnic province of Vojvodina. Before that, he lived in the UK and Greece. A bi-national citizen of the United States and Greece, with a facility in several languages, this “Roaming East Roman” has now returned to the United States for the foreseeable future, unearthing his law degree to practice the law; and writing and lecturing on the side. His book, The Eagle has Two Faces: Journeys through Byzantine Europe, is a travelogue of the Balkans, Asia Minor, and Southern Italy. His second book, a novel, Hidden Mosaics: An Aegean Tale, reveals the common heritage of an Aegean littoral now divided up by exclusivist states. Both books are available via amazon.com and other online vendors.

2 Comments

  • Alex Billinis

    Thank you, Anita, yes, the flavors still linger, and I am pleased that I got them across in words!